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Quelle: Unbekannt

Shana Tova - Happy New Year !

Moshe, Tablets und Steve Jobs

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Gesehen vor einem Laden in Jerusalem

Photo: Miriam Woelke

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Gesehen an der Kreuzung der beiden Stadtteile Mea Shearim - Ge'ulah (Jerusalem). Beide Stadtteile werden ausschliesslich von Haredim (ultra – orthodoxen Juden) bewohnt. Die "übersprühte" Aufschrift in der Mitte lautet TEL AVIV. Was hier eine Anspielung auf Tel Avivs säkuleren Lebensstil ausdrücken soll.:-)

Photo: Miriam Woelke

36 x Schickse

Der Typ im Video ist vollkommen von der Spur oder besser gesagt: Er hat den totalen Knall. Der Kommentar dazu auf Youtube:

He is shouting this at a secular Jewish Israeli woman who stood there watching a haredim demonstration in Jaffa against a construction site where they claim some ancient human bones were unearthed. She was NOT provokingly dressed.

Und hier eine witzige Parodie darauf:

 

Die sieben Weltwunder

B”H

Im Internet gefunden

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present "Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes: 

1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 

2. Taj Mahal 

3. Grand Canyon 

4. Panama Canal 

5. Empire State Building 

6. St. Peter's Basilica 

7. China's Great Wall 

While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many " The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help." 

The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the 'Seven Wonders of the World' are: 

1. to see 

2. to hear 

3. to touch 

4. to taste 

5. to feel 

6. to laugh 

7. and to love." 

The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that we take for granted are truly wondrous! A gentle reminder -- that the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by man.

Der Empfang der Thora am Berg Sinai

Ahallel Amallel

Geschlechtertrennung in israelischen Bussen ? Problem gelöst !

Frauen oben, Männer unten. Eine tolle und witzige Photomontage.:-)

Quelle: Manishmah.Com

Jewish iPhone

In zwei Wochen ist Chanukkah

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Gesehen in Tel Aviv

Photo: Miriam Woelke

Die Kapparot Rache

Gesehen auf Facebook

Gefunden auf Facebook: "Zwei Bettler in Rom"

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him, the other one the Star of David. 

Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. 

A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the beggar behind the Star of David. 

Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite.? 

The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: 

"Moshe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers how marketing works."

Das Schofar gibt es nicht nur an Rosh Hashana

Muslim calls in a Christian Show

Der Inhalt des Videos verdeutlicht wie unlogisch das Christentum ist !

Die wahre Evolution

B”H

Da ich gerade einige Artikel zum Thema “Welterschaffung” sowie “Evolution” vorbereite, passt dieser Cartoon wie die Faust aufs Auge.

Cartoon: Netbooknews.de

Laurel & Hardy singen LIPA (Schmeltzer)

Ein Grund zum Judentum zu konvertieren